i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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