all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Drake has all the answers
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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