Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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