Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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