i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
vagina is talking i cant
We just shotgunned beers for America
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just pee around me
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
