I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
try to milk me bitch
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