Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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