so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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