What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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