kristin has been a bad kristin
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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