i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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