so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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