I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
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idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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