i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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