Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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