it hurts more in the daytime
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
smell my finger.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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