ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills