i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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