that's an acceptable place to lick
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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