Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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