how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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