she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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