So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So apparently I’m into choking now
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
