with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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