the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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