im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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