At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
stop calling my apartment porn island.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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