Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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