I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The best revenge is premature balding
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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