How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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