yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize
