Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
