Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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