We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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