Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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