Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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