And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just pee around me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm both gender and math confused
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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