GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
