My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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