If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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