dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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