Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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In other news, I just burned my penis
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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