A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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