I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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