great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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