No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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