Where is the hickey?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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