Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Randomize
