Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I forgot how hot balto sounded
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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