Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I enjoy the company of your penis
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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