the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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