i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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