well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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